Devouring This Year's Holiday Movies: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the time of year to relax on the couch and consume a packet of holiday pastries in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a crop of new seasonal stories aims to become part of our festive viewing—potentially even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to find the holiday mood, I binged as many recent festive movies as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Beginning, hopefully, on a positive note. This is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The musical trio end up stuck in the UK after wrapping up their world tour and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an evil Santa, who bursts into melody to state they won’t get home until they “rediscover their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the casual viewer, while followers will undoubtedly notice lots of references as they endeavor to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is superb for fans and a good start to the day.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor cast a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and aging action hero Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose representative has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in prestigious English theatre.
His Aladdin co-stars inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. One can imagine their reply. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some touching sub-plots, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit cheesy at another season, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
A familiar face pops up at the start of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very charismatic and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so the main character.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a network's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he receives an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to reimburse the difference.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its main point—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to negotiate a purchase for a champagne business. During her travels, she encounters a man in a book store who promises to show her a festive Paris.
A commentator recently stated this is the finest new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the required cozy feelings.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is very good too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is somewhere, and Chris sets out to find it with the guidance of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but sweet, and perfect viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
4.39pm - Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a bickering American family who gather for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in execution it’s really a mash-up of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but thankfully here’s a new entry in the crowded field of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a narrative as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher